That's always handy in a fight.Īlasdair Stuart Well my first idea get the four smartest people in the Marvel universe together in one place to do SCIENCE! Has already been done. Jean Grey – she can, when she fancies it, eat planets. Throw into that an omnisexual approach to relationships, and you've got someone who'd keep the soap opera dynamics of the team alive and well. Shatterstar – a (according to Wikipedia) superhuman level of physical and mental power, numerous martial arts-knower, and a couple of swords that not only stab people, but can transport the team anywhere they need. Iron Man – not only could he bankroll whatever ridiculous new Quinjet/Headquarters you fancy, he's consistently funny and you can always take his suit out for a spin if you were to ask him nicely (or at least get him to build you one of your own).īuffy – kick-ass in a fight, guaranteed to quip out a constant stream of Whedon-isms, and a consistently timely reminder that no matter how much your life happens to suck, there's always someone a little worse off. Intelligent, cunning and beautiful the ideal person to infiltrate enemy territory and report back with mission-saving data.Īnd the name of the team? Triple-N.
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How else will we get the advanced intel the team needs to keep three steps ahead of the opposition? As an international organisation, Anna Chapman seems the perfect fit. Who better than someone who can throw, jump and run really well?Īnd we need a superspy. I don't think you could go far wrong with Daley Thompson, arguably the greatest decathlete the world has ever produced.
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Next up we need someone strong and adaptable. Marie Curie is the woman for the job, I think. Someone whose intelligence and knowledge of chemistry will be able to show those pesky supervillain strains of flesh-eating bacteria a thing or two. To counter all those pesky man-made and alien viruses, we'll need an egghead back in the lab.
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I'll insist that any tech he produces is not based on the Windows operating system, however – we don't want to develop a skyscraper-sized robot, only for it to be defeated by the bad guys shouting "Control Alt Delete" at it!
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We need a friendly billionaire to fund the operation, and Bill Gates has proven to be extremely generous with his money, so he's in. Lee Harris I've decided that my team should be made of real people, though I've not limited my team to those existing in the same timeframes. He’d also be invaluable comic relief with Tony Stark always trying to tinker with his innards… I wonder just how many weapons Tony could fit in the little barrel-like guy…Īs for a name, my team would be called Team Complicated because let’s face it they would be… Always ready with a winning beep or a handy useful appendage. There would of course be a long flirty love/hate relationship between her and Tony Stark, but they’d always have each other’s backs…Īnd to round out my team I’m going to have to have R2D2. Feisty, dangerous and an excellent pilot, she’d get the team where they needed to be. Not Dirk Benedict’s version, no, I mean Kara Thrace from the 2004 re-image. The third member of my super team would be Starbuck.
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His stoicism would be just the foil Tony Stark would love to butt up again with probable constantly funny results… Plus he has those excellent time technology weapons which are always handy. He’s a good fighter, he has useful mutant powers and he’s a dogged Bounty Hunter, he always gets his quarry.
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Next up I’d have Strontium Dog Johnny Alpha, 2000AD ’s mutant Search/Destroy agent. It’d be chaos but at least the team nights out would be a blast with him along… He’s, by his own account, a “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!” and that’s without the suit… He’d be the team’s weapons/vehicle builder, bankroll and the closest thing to a leader they’d have.
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But it’s got to be the movie Robert Downey Jr version.